Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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