Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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