Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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