Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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