He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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