Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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