Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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