I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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