I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
