I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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