i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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