he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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