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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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