But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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