...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize
