Dual....:-)
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
This is the prime rib incident all over again
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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