Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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