when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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