Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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