Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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