so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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