I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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