so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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