God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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