Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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