We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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