apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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