We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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