So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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