Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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