you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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