If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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