I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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