We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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