that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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