i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She's the barista slut.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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