do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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