Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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