Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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