he shaved USA in his pubs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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