Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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