u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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