dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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