Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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