Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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