He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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