As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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