he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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