Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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