Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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