just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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