How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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