I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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