I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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